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Bohneik Itohn
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Posted - 2014.08.17 15:45:00 -
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DJentropy Ovaert wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Blurp Holy hell, how did I just find this? Literally, this is the best post ever. You just won eve.
Unsuccessful at being noticed, obviously.
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Posted - 2014.08.21 00:01:00 -
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Klyith wrote:RAIN Arthie wrote:I actually have a question for you all. What game are you planning on ruining next? Serious question. I heard you came from a different game that you ruined, then decided to play eve and ruin it. We had a long and complex plan to ruin Star Citizen, but had to abandon it when we discovered Chris Roberts was doing a fine job of ruining it well in advance.
Can I step in here and make a suggestion real quick?
Why doesn't Goonswarm go and metagame the SC forums?
No really, don't think too hard about this, this isn't some puerile "go fetch the stick" comment.
The SC forums are brimming with a bunch of pompous entitled whingers who pop a blood vessel every time someone makes a comment or suggestion that doesn't fall within their vision of the holy ark that is Star Citizen and how it is going to deliver them unto the heavens bountiful in bread and manna as promised by the dear lord Chris Roberts. They have driven off nearly every reasonably minded person and just sit around in their incestuous circle-jerk while waiting for the next screenshots to drift their way.
If a couple thousand goons made it an objective to actively participate in the forums and spam it with suggestions that turn the game against everything that the whales are spending thousands of dollars in anticipation of it being, unequivocally drowning out their nasally demands, so that the game is declared a complete flop on launch, the entire internet would cheer.
Really, even I would give a slow clap for this, and I hate you sorry bastards. 
I mean isn't this the next big challenge? Driving a game into the ground before it is even released?
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Posted - 2014.08.21 00:38:00 -
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James Amril-Kesh wrote:Bohneik Itohn wrote:so that the game is declared a complete flop on launch Your entire plan assumes that the game will launch at all, something that most of us find unlikely.
Oh it will, it's just a matter of how much of what's promised is delivered, and how well it functions. They've got enough to "release" it now. I've seen worse put up for sale on Steam.
But that's just going to show how little it takes to call something a game and put it up for sale nowadays.
Dare I speak of Air Control?
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